1–2 minutes
Most days, Mum enjoys a relaxing walk with dinky Danni.
Passers by smile and gush in admiration, ‘Aw, she’s adorable. What a cute, fluffy little sausage dog.
BUT…

Sometimes, Danni sniffs out something gross and has herself a little stinky doggy spa.
And the dirty dawg is not — even — sorry!